Parfum Jengkol

Teman saya: Oma, bau lu kaya semangka.

Saya: Semangka gimana? Gue ga bawa semangka.

Teman saya: Bau parfum lu kaya semangka.

Saya: Bikin laper ya? Eh, tapi gue ga bisa dimakan loh.

Teman saya: Justru gue kaga suka semangka. Sukanya jengkol~ Eh, pete juga suka deh.

Saya: Lah, terus kenape dah?

Teman saya: Ya kali lu mau ngegebet gue. Kalau mau ngegebet gue, berarti parfum lu harus berbau jengkol atau pete, biar gue tertarik.

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